Sunday, January 16, 2011

Seriously, what did you just say?

During the past many months I have been delving into the infertility blogging/forum world. I belong to an forum that allieviates my emotional needs and connects me with other couples going through this stupidity. Here's the deal, though: I can't logically read or understand anyone's posts. It is like reading my dude's computer development notes. Silly man, those letters and numbers stringed together don't make words or any sense. Here is an example of what I'm talking about:

-b/w on 6dp5dt (11dpER) - p4 = 19
POAS 9dp5dt (14dpER) - BFP!

Um, excuse me? It took me like 3 months to learn that code. Why couldn't the sentance "My pregnancy bloodwork came back positive on the 9th day after egg transfer!!!" be sufficient? This reminds me of my 13 year old neice typing "r u fo sho cumin 2 tha game?". SERIOUSLY? JUST TYPE OUT THE SENTANCE LIKE A NORMAL LITERATE HUMAN BEING!

Basically all I'm saying is that the infertility code talk is stupid and I refuse to use it. Believe me, if I ever pee on a stick and it's positive, it will not be a "Guess what guys, it's BFP!"...there will be pictures, a pie chart, glitter, flying unicorns and tiramisu cake.

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