Natalie is a wanker

Out of the three people that read this blog, one of them is a pain in my ass and requests me to update the boys development far more than I want to. MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T MOVE ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON BETTER!!!

Take that.


Baby Things!

Oliver is snotty. Sometimes when he sneezes a big gooey booger shoots out of his nose. Example:

This is an internet baby. Not my baby. When a big gooey booger shoots out of my kids nose, I don't take time to snap a shot. I dry heave and then quickly remove it. 

Elliot smiles, like ALL the time. At anything. I like him, a lot, for this reason because no one else thinks I'm funny. So he makes me feel really good about myself.

You did not just say that! You are too funny, mom! I will vote for you as Funniest Girl in Class!

The boys are learning to sit up and although they get whip lash every once in a while they can pretty much hold their heads up, too.

Dude, did you just see them boobies?!

Oliver kinda sorta rolled over once but he was on the couch so I can't say for sure if it was just the angle he was at or if he actually rolled himself over. He boots-scoots-boogies his way around the crib, though, so I'm sure he's getting close to rolling all over the place.

And just for grins, here is a snuggle pants picture of me and my precious boys

Go ahead and say it..."Awwwww"